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Thursday, July 16, 2009

..........(Blogger Broadcasting Catastrophe) – it’s time for Thing Cravens Bird-Newsround.

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In inner London yesterday, a local birdtwitcher reported a Black Tailed Godwit, a big pointy bird, flying up the river Thames. It was later reported to have been seen further up river in Barnes. Another birdtwitcher described the event as ‘MEGA’. A birdtwitcher in Fulham said ‘It must have ****ing flown through my ****ing patch and I ****ing missed it – I’m not very ****ing happy about it, all I’ve got is dodgy ****ing gulls and they’ve all got ****ing Godwits - *****rds’. The Newsround doctor has said that this man is ‘gripped off’.

In Fulham this morning, a man saw a Blackbird, a small black bird, with what he described as ‘a proper gobful’ of nesting material. The man was quoted as saying 'well, b*gger me that's a late one'.


And finally, in Wandsworth today, a pair of Coots, a small black bird, were found to be nesting on a Shopping Trolley. A local birdtwitcher told newsround that they have been there for a long time, but the eggs have probably got cold in the water. A local sceptic is quoted as saying 'Doomed - doomed - DOOOOOOMMMED'





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